Sunday, October 25, 2009

Sex Line

I was thinking of starting up a sex line. But after some thought, I decided I'm not really into that sex stuff and all that pretend moaning and groaning is pretty insincere. So I've decided to set up a non sex line. For ladies. Things that ladies like to fantasize about. Here are a few of my ideas:

Sensitive Man Will Listen To Your Bullshit
Let's Talk About Your Ex
I Put The Seat Down AND Clean The Bowl
Your Unreasonable Demands Met Immediately
Let's Cuddle
You Go Shopping, I Carry Your Stupid Shit Around For You
You Drink, I Drive