Sunday, June 28, 2009

Mexican Conkers

This game was invented after a night of nefarious pursuits in a local bar. While sipping on the gang's drink of choice, Corona, the concept of this naughty game came to me. Prepare to get barred or play this at home, outside or somewhere where you are pretty settled.

Equipment
Several bottles of Corona
Drink addled brains

1. Decide who will go first, either by flipping a coin or a chug race.
2. Whoever lost holds out their full or semi full open Corona with the neck leaning toward the other player.
3. The first player swings their full or semi full open Corona into the other bottle so that the necks clash.
4. If the player who's turn it is spills any beer onto the passive player, the player who's turn it is next gets two swings.
5. Take it in turns to do this until one player's bottle smashes into smithereens.
6. The player who loses not only ends up without a beer but has to buy the winner a beer also.
7. Keep playing until smashed, barred or a combination of the twain.

This game can be played by many players with as much structure as you can muster. Have fun and remember this game is fucking dangerous. I accept no responsibility for you getting slashed up or knocked spark out by other bar patrons.

Enjoy.